I have Arrived!

Hello Internetz, it's Big Baph here. Yes, people do call me this IRL. And yes, it is because my dick is so big that chicks gag on it. Problem? I didn't think so.



Now before we get started, I know what you're thinking. "WTF?! This guy looks like Death with goddamn shades!", which is pretty bad ass, if you're honest with yourself (trust me, I'm a doctor) and the explanation for this is simple. I'm a bad ass. A cool one. I like to think of myself as BadAss 2.0; a lot of death and bitterness wrapped up in one nice, cuddly, meme filled package. You'll love me, I promise. My power level is also over 9000.

So, I'm going to give you a quick summary of what you can expect from me in the future.

Here... We... Go!

1. I hate Christians
2. I think abortion is A O K
3. USA can STFU and GTFO
4. There is nothing wrong with being gay
5. CoD = Gay (the bad kind)

There's more, but I'm not going to get into that now. In addition to being a part of a balanced breakfast, you'll be able to count on me to provide interesting tidbits of news information and hours of fun for the whole family! Now lets talk about Canadian Politics...

Just kidding! Jesus Christ you people need to chill out.

You can look forward to my rant about Apple next time.

TL;DR - I'm cool.