Name Brand Clothing

Hey guys for todays reality fix we thought we would bring a pretty common topic to the tables. How many of you guys prefer to wear name brand clothing? Put up your hand. Now look around. There is no one watching you put up your hand, and if they are they are probably thinking why they hell your randomly putting your hand up So now put your hand down. Good. Anyways back on track. A lot of people these days wear name brand clothing.

These brands include,
-Quick Silver
-BillaBong,
-Hurley,
-Hollister,
-Roxy
-D.C.
-And a lot more.

We are not saying wearing name brands is a bad thing were just saying, we actually we don't know what we are saying. We want to know if you wear these brands and why? Leave a comment below so we can find out. We will tally the comments together and see the percentages. We will conclude this post at a later date with the final percentages.

Peace,
Realist

We Are Back Baby!

Hey guys it has been way to long and we are very sorry about that. But since summer is coming up we are going to try our very hardest to post as much as we possibly can! How does that sound? You better be thinking twice about getting your summer job because reading RealityBlog is going to be your full time job. It will require you to have a great amount of dedication to the blog. We will provide you with you daily fix of reality as much as possible. We are back and going to be better then ever!

For the time being we would appreciate it if you check the blog regularly until we come to a certain posting schedule. Also if you could pass us around we would love to have new readers seeing as in the past month we have had many new readers coming to blog.

If there is anything that you would like to see more of on the blog please let us know and we would love to consider putting more of that content up on the blog as soon as possible. As much as this blog is ours, it is also yours and we only want to post stuff that you want to read about. So if you are reading this message we want to say thank you for sticking through our tough times. We are back guys. We are going to be Bigger, Cooler, and Even Better.

Thanks,
The Realist

The Pirate Bay

Hey guys,

So I know it has been sometime since I last did a post, I am very sorry, there has been a lot going on in my life. But for today's post I will discuss the thepiratebay.org. This site will help you torrent any piece of software, music, games., movies, and much more. For the name well you are pirating so I would imagine it fits well. But honestly if you would like to keep your Highly Illegal site from being flagged I would've chosen a completely different name. For example, Realityblog.tk. That is a great name, but oh wait, it is taken so your out of luck.

But other then the ridiculously easy name, They sell god damn t-shirts. That is wrong on so many levels. First of all, you are stealing. Second of all, you are supporting an illegal act. The police can still see if your ip has downloaded from the site, that is easy. But no, its okay, because when they go to your house and you answer the door, you are wearing a "ThePirateBay.org" t-shirt, and you have three more chilling in your room. The logo is probably the background on your desktop as well.

So all in all I do not want to steal sales from their site. I am just saying maybe when you are in court, don't wear your "ThePirateBay" t-shirt, that may send a bad vibe to the judge and the jury.

Here is a look at their t-shirts.

Thats it guys,
Peace.
~The Realist

Texting

Peace, Ah I'm just playing with yeah. Anyways for todays serious post, the title say it. So don't be lazy and read the freaking title. It's about texting. It is 2011, and almost everyone has a cellular device. If you don't have a cellular device then you probably use one of the many apps from the app store. Such as textPlus. If you don't text then good for you. You are cleaner then the guy who lives next door with his windows tin foiled and the heat blasting at ridiculous temperatures. Cause we all know he's just role playing in the Bahamas.

Almost every kid has a phone, and is able to text. I have phone. Why because I had a phone before it was cool now everyone has a phone and now its not cool.  Would you like me to put my number here so you can text me? Yeah? Really? No. I don't need people like him

texting me asking to meet up somewhere sketchy. Thats why. But really. News travels faster these days because everyone can be reached within moments of pushing tiny buttons on your phone. Texting has also caused many other problems. Lots which we don't care about about we just thought we should mention that. I think we should just all be careful because we saw what happened in transformers when the robot like transformed into a freaking cell phone. Yeah, how do you know know your phone is a transformer. You don't know.  But this is when all the trolls come out saying

@Realist, well know that transformers do not exist. God dammit, what are you doing with your life.

Well I am doing more with mine then you. So thank you for asking Mr. Troll. But the comment question of the post is what kinda of phone do you have or want, and would you like a transforming phone?

Thats it,
The realist

New video intro

Hey guys after 6 hours of rendering and uploading. The 9 second
Realityblog.tk video intro is done. Here it is.


Made by me, The Realist!
Hope you like it,
~The Realist

Damn Baby!

So who honestly doesn't like a good baby video. One that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You better not say no, because then your just cold hearted. Look at the baby.

He is just is just so darn cute you just want to steal him out of the stroller and run away with the mom running after you yelling "HELP!!" but you don't care because you just stole the cutest baby on the planet. Best thing is, is when you blow your nose he will get scared then laugh. Only bad thing is, he is is what six months old now. He wont be cute when he is sixteen and wanting to bring home girls. (Or even boys, never know. Just support him.)

Anyways this video has gotten fourteen million views in about two months. H-E-R-O. This kid is going to find this when he is like 18 and going to be like "WTF mom".

Enjoy,
The Realist.

Viral Videos

Sups,

So we here at RealityBlog are going to start to post viral YouTube videos every other day. For example  Monday->Wednesday->Friday->Sunday. It will blow your freaking minds, why? Because it is going to be by the Realist. Just another reason why I am better then Big Baph! I'm am 100% just kidding about that him and I are completely equal in every way expect for his small penis.

Anyways, We will start today and we wont stop until the blog is dead. Which will be never, because we will pass the blog down in generation, and hopefully gain millions if not billions of readers. But until then we here at RealityBlog would like to say thank you to our 10 readers who read the blog!

Well thats it!
Peace,
The Realist

All Talk

Sup guys,

So as some of you may know Reality Blog got a new member! Big Baph. He may of been intimidating but honestly he is all talk. Trust me I know him in real life. He is a great guy, and is quite well rounded. I remember the day I first met Big Baph... Wow honestly we are not here to tell god damn stories we are here to entertain you. Thats why we brought on Big Baph! He will be here for how ever long we want him to be here. End of story. Good story right?

I thought so. Anyways Big Baph is awesome, cool, hilarious, just all around great. Basically if the US wanted a new president, someone who would do something good for that country, they would elect Big Baph. Why? Because they would okay! This is a blog, you read it you may have questions, thats why there is a comment section below. Awesome.

Well lets all give Big Baph a great welcome and hope he is here longer then the guy before him. Who was before him? He didn't last long enough to do a intro post. Thats all that matters!

Anyways, I shall post a actual post later today!
Peace,
The Realist

I have Arrived!

Hello Internetz, it's Big Baph here. Yes, people do call me this IRL. And yes, it is because my dick is so big that chicks gag on it. Problem? I didn't think so.



Now before we get started, I know what you're thinking. "WTF?! This guy looks like Death with goddamn shades!", which is pretty bad ass, if you're honest with yourself (trust me, I'm a doctor) and the explanation for this is simple. I'm a bad ass. A cool one. I like to think of myself as BadAss 2.0; a lot of death and bitterness wrapped up in one nice, cuddly, meme filled package. You'll love me, I promise. My power level is also over 9000.

So, I'm going to give you a quick summary of what you can expect from me in the future.

Here... We... Go!

1. I hate Christians
2. I think abortion is A O K
3. USA can STFU and GTFO
4. There is nothing wrong with being gay
5. CoD = Gay (the bad kind)

There's more, but I'm not going to get into that now. In addition to being a part of a balanced breakfast, you'll be able to count on me to provide interesting tidbits of news information and hours of fun for the whole family! Now lets talk about Canadian Politics...

Just kidding! Jesus Christ you people need to chill out.

You can look forward to my rant about Apple next time.

TL;DR - I'm cool.

Nice Guy, Friend Zone

Hey guys,

So todays topic is going to be the "Nice Guy, Friend Zone". Hence the title. You can browse the world wide internet and find many questions of poor guys who are stuck in the friend zone with the girl or even guy (have to put that in there these days, never know) that they like. Well bud I have some bad news for you, the odds are you are in the friend zone because you are the "Nice Guy" in their life.

Well bud you can look at this in two ways.

1. You are the best friend. Good this means you can be invited to slumber parties, help give relationship advice, and be there for when they need to practice. You are also very handy because when they need you to apply skin lotion to, hopefully her, back. All this is pretty good because then you get to be close to her/him. Then you become the stable person in their life. Always there for them. Be careful though because this could also be known as the "obsessive gay best friend".
2. On the other hand. You want more then being the best friend. So your going to have to let go. It'll be hard. Like quitting a drug. But in the end you will be "winning" as our friend Charlie Sheen would say. If you pull away and show them that you are not always there for them they will miss it and realize that your the person they want in their life. So in a way its reverse physiology. Be the bad ass friend. Not all girls go for the nice guys, they take advantage of them. Flirt with her best friend. Show her she is not the only one out there. This will drive her nuts and she will come back to you and be all over you. 

If this works for you awesome! If it didn't and you are still the Nice Guy, Or still in the Friend Zone. Grow some balls, and find a new chick. There are tons out there. You waste your time on someone, who is not worth it, even if you think they are worth it, their not. Find some one better and who will treat you the same way! Don't be the push over. You have balls. Use em.

Thats it for reality,
The Realist

Why Facebook?

Hello everyone,

How many of you have a Facebook account? Studies show that more then 5% of the worlds population is on Facebook! Thats 350 million people. Another study says that over 35 million people update their status daily. Facebook made 300+/- million dollars in 2008, 500+/- million dollars in 2009, and is expected to make 800+/- million dollars in 2010. As of 2011. Facebook is worth 50 billion dollars.

So why Facebook over any other social networking site?  Well since there are over 350 million people in the Facebook network, it is very easy to connect to people such as family or distant friends. Of course this many people can not be good for humanity. Every week you hear new stories about how a teen commits suicide due to being bullied on Facebook. You also hear about murders due to comments being made on Facebook. Our opinion is to use the "honesty box". The honesty box is a great application on Facebook. Basically it lets people make comments towards people with out actually letting them know who you are! This only solves have of the problem though. If you are some teen on Facebook, who is repeatedly getting bullied, Facebook has lots of options for you to choose from. One you can deactivate your Facebook account. This is the one option Facebook does't want you to choose because then they loose money. But honestly, you are one poor little kid who has deactivated your account. They still make $799,999,999.99 a year. Another option is to delete the bully. This only goes so far though. Bullies usually bully in packs. So you may have to delete the bullies friends as well. The third option is to get off your fat ass and go to the gym, join a fitness program and gain some muscle. Then you can go up the bully and tell him to fight you if he doesn't stop. **Warning** Realityblog.tk is not responsible for any injuries caused by third party bullies.

So all we are trying to say is, use Facebook for a good time. If you have to leave a mean comment go a head but we recommend "Honesty Box". We also recommend you to go to the gym, eat healthy and be able to bench press 250lbs.

There is your reality for today,

The Realist

The Realist

Why hello,

As some of you may know this blog is pretty new. So you guys have no idea who will be posting on the blog. Thats why I, The Realist, thought I should do a introduction post about me. So you know who is posting and have a general idea of me. I will have a picture of me, well not actually me but I look 100% just like the guy. Personally I think it is very weird to put a picture of your self on the internet. Reason being is that once its on the internet there is no going back. If you don't believe me ask Vanessa Hudgens. She will know the feeling.

Anyways back to me. I am a very easy going person. I am single at the moment. I am also strait. So sorry guys I know after seeing my picture may turn you gay but I don't swing that way. I have been through a lot in life. Seen it all. Had life or death experiences. Been cheated on. Had a heart broken, and broken a heart. The only thing I haven't experienced is being gay. I have nothing against gay guys or gay women for that matter. I think gay people are actually pretty funny. Considering they have the high voice and have the fashion advice you look for when you don't want to go ask your bro. I wear mostly designer clothing, rarely shop at Wal-mart. My favorite fast food place is McDonalds. But most importantly I'm Canadian. I love America. But I love Canada more! Since we kicked the Americans ass in the Olympic Hockey Play Offs. Sorry America if that brought back any bad memories.

Now the moment you have all been waiting for, the picture of me.

Except more white.

Well thanks for reading the first post on RealityBlog. tk Tell your friends.

Peace,

~The Realist~

Welcome to Reality.

If your reading this your on your way to success in life. No actually reading our blog will contribute nothing to your life, unless you read a post and you discuss it when trying to attract the opposite sex. Then it will contribute to your life in many ways. But our blog will be mostly funny posts, maybe some breaking news, and just plain reality. We will start posting soon and hopefully post everyday, even more then once a day, so possibly twice a day! Maybe once we are huge and have a huge company working for us then we will post three times a day but until then lets keep it around two posts. Anyways back to the point, welcome to the blog, enjoy your stay, come back regularly, tell your friends, and make us your life!

Lets review:

1. Welcome
2. Enjoy your stay.
3. Come back regularly.
4. Tell your friends.
5. Make us your life.

Well thanks for reading, we will have your first post of reality very soon. My name is "The Realist", we will have more people coming and writing on the blog but until then it will just be me. 

Chow,

The Realist