The Pirate Bay

Hey guys,

So I know it has been sometime since I last did a post, I am very sorry, there has been a lot going on in my life. But for today's post I will discuss the thepiratebay.org. This site will help you torrent any piece of software, music, games., movies, and much more. For the name well you are pirating so I would imagine it fits well. But honestly if you would like to keep your Highly Illegal site from being flagged I would've chosen a completely different name. For example, Realityblog.tk. That is a great name, but oh wait, it is taken so your out of luck.

But other then the ridiculously easy name, They sell god damn t-shirts. That is wrong on so many levels. First of all, you are stealing. Second of all, you are supporting an illegal act. The police can still see if your ip has downloaded from the site, that is easy. But no, its okay, because when they go to your house and you answer the door, you are wearing a "ThePirateBay.org" t-shirt, and you have three more chilling in your room. The logo is probably the background on your desktop as well.

So all in all I do not want to steal sales from their site. I am just saying maybe when you are in court, don't wear your "ThePirateBay" t-shirt, that may send a bad vibe to the judge and the jury.

Here is a look at their t-shirts.

Thats it guys,
Peace.
~The Realist

Texting

Peace, Ah I'm just playing with yeah. Anyways for todays serious post, the title say it. So don't be lazy and read the freaking title. It's about texting. It is 2011, and almost everyone has a cellular device. If you don't have a cellular device then you probably use one of the many apps from the app store. Such as textPlus. If you don't text then good for you. You are cleaner then the guy who lives next door with his windows tin foiled and the heat blasting at ridiculous temperatures. Cause we all know he's just role playing in the Bahamas.

Almost every kid has a phone, and is able to text. I have phone. Why because I had a phone before it was cool now everyone has a phone and now its not cool.  Would you like me to put my number here so you can text me? Yeah? Really? No. I don't need people like him

texting me asking to meet up somewhere sketchy. Thats why. But really. News travels faster these days because everyone can be reached within moments of pushing tiny buttons on your phone. Texting has also caused many other problems. Lots which we don't care about about we just thought we should mention that. I think we should just all be careful because we saw what happened in transformers when the robot like transformed into a freaking cell phone. Yeah, how do you know know your phone is a transformer. You don't know.  But this is when all the trolls come out saying

@Realist, well know that transformers do not exist. God dammit, what are you doing with your life.

Well I am doing more with mine then you. So thank you for asking Mr. Troll. But the comment question of the post is what kinda of phone do you have or want, and would you like a transforming phone?

Thats it,
The realist

New video intro

Hey guys after 6 hours of rendering and uploading. The 9 second
Realityblog.tk video intro is done. Here it is.


Made by me, The Realist!
Hope you like it,
~The Realist

Damn Baby!

So who honestly doesn't like a good baby video. One that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You better not say no, because then your just cold hearted. Look at the baby.

He is just is just so darn cute you just want to steal him out of the stroller and run away with the mom running after you yelling "HELP!!" but you don't care because you just stole the cutest baby on the planet. Best thing is, is when you blow your nose he will get scared then laugh. Only bad thing is, he is is what six months old now. He wont be cute when he is sixteen and wanting to bring home girls. (Or even boys, never know. Just support him.)

Anyways this video has gotten fourteen million views in about two months. H-E-R-O. This kid is going to find this when he is like 18 and going to be like "WTF mom".

Enjoy,
The Realist.

Viral Videos

Sups,

So we here at RealityBlog are going to start to post viral YouTube videos every other day. For example  Monday->Wednesday->Friday->Sunday. It will blow your freaking minds, why? Because it is going to be by the Realist. Just another reason why I am better then Big Baph! I'm am 100% just kidding about that him and I are completely equal in every way expect for his small penis.

Anyways, We will start today and we wont stop until the blog is dead. Which will be never, because we will pass the blog down in generation, and hopefully gain millions if not billions of readers. But until then we here at RealityBlog would like to say thank you to our 10 readers who read the blog!

Well thats it!
Peace,
The Realist

All Talk

Sup guys,

So as some of you may know Reality Blog got a new member! Big Baph. He may of been intimidating but honestly he is all talk. Trust me I know him in real life. He is a great guy, and is quite well rounded. I remember the day I first met Big Baph... Wow honestly we are not here to tell god damn stories we are here to entertain you. Thats why we brought on Big Baph! He will be here for how ever long we want him to be here. End of story. Good story right?

I thought so. Anyways Big Baph is awesome, cool, hilarious, just all around great. Basically if the US wanted a new president, someone who would do something good for that country, they would elect Big Baph. Why? Because they would okay! This is a blog, you read it you may have questions, thats why there is a comment section below. Awesome.

Well lets all give Big Baph a great welcome and hope he is here longer then the guy before him. Who was before him? He didn't last long enough to do a intro post. Thats all that matters!

Anyways, I shall post a actual post later today!
Peace,
The Realist

I have Arrived!

Hello Internetz, it's Big Baph here. Yes, people do call me this IRL. And yes, it is because my dick is so big that chicks gag on it. Problem? I didn't think so.



Now before we get started, I know what you're thinking. "WTF?! This guy looks like Death with goddamn shades!", which is pretty bad ass, if you're honest with yourself (trust me, I'm a doctor) and the explanation for this is simple. I'm a bad ass. A cool one. I like to think of myself as BadAss 2.0; a lot of death and bitterness wrapped up in one nice, cuddly, meme filled package. You'll love me, I promise. My power level is also over 9000.

So, I'm going to give you a quick summary of what you can expect from me in the future.

Here... We... Go!

1. I hate Christians
2. I think abortion is A O K
3. USA can STFU and GTFO
4. There is nothing wrong with being gay
5. CoD = Gay (the bad kind)

There's more, but I'm not going to get into that now. In addition to being a part of a balanced breakfast, you'll be able to count on me to provide interesting tidbits of news information and hours of fun for the whole family! Now lets talk about Canadian Politics...

Just kidding! Jesus Christ you people need to chill out.

You can look forward to my rant about Apple next time.

TL;DR - I'm cool.