Nice Guy, Friend Zone

Hey guys,

So todays topic is going to be the "Nice Guy, Friend Zone". Hence the title. You can browse the world wide internet and find many questions of poor guys who are stuck in the friend zone with the girl or even guy (have to put that in there these days, never know) that they like. Well bud I have some bad news for you, the odds are you are in the friend zone because you are the "Nice Guy" in their life.

Well bud you can look at this in two ways.

1. You are the best friend. Good this means you can be invited to slumber parties, help give relationship advice, and be there for when they need to practice. You are also very handy because when they need you to apply skin lotion to, hopefully her, back. All this is pretty good because then you get to be close to her/him. Then you become the stable person in their life. Always there for them. Be careful though because this could also be known as the "obsessive gay best friend".
2. On the other hand. You want more then being the best friend. So your going to have to let go. It'll be hard. Like quitting a drug. But in the end you will be "winning" as our friend Charlie Sheen would say. If you pull away and show them that you are not always there for them they will miss it and realize that your the person they want in their life. So in a way its reverse physiology. Be the bad ass friend. Not all girls go for the nice guys, they take advantage of them. Flirt with her best friend. Show her she is not the only one out there. This will drive her nuts and she will come back to you and be all over you. 

If this works for you awesome! If it didn't and you are still the Nice Guy, Or still in the Friend Zone. Grow some balls, and find a new chick. There are tons out there. You waste your time on someone, who is not worth it, even if you think they are worth it, their not. Find some one better and who will treat you the same way! Don't be the push over. You have balls. Use em.

Thats it for reality,
The Realist

Why Facebook?

Hello everyone,

How many of you have a Facebook account? Studies show that more then 5% of the worlds population is on Facebook! Thats 350 million people. Another study says that over 35 million people update their status daily. Facebook made 300+/- million dollars in 2008, 500+/- million dollars in 2009, and is expected to make 800+/- million dollars in 2010. As of 2011. Facebook is worth 50 billion dollars.

So why Facebook over any other social networking site?  Well since there are over 350 million people in the Facebook network, it is very easy to connect to people such as family or distant friends. Of course this many people can not be good for humanity. Every week you hear new stories about how a teen commits suicide due to being bullied on Facebook. You also hear about murders due to comments being made on Facebook. Our opinion is to use the "honesty box". The honesty box is a great application on Facebook. Basically it lets people make comments towards people with out actually letting them know who you are! This only solves have of the problem though. If you are some teen on Facebook, who is repeatedly getting bullied, Facebook has lots of options for you to choose from. One you can deactivate your Facebook account. This is the one option Facebook does't want you to choose because then they loose money. But honestly, you are one poor little kid who has deactivated your account. They still make $799,999,999.99 a year. Another option is to delete the bully. This only goes so far though. Bullies usually bully in packs. So you may have to delete the bullies friends as well. The third option is to get off your fat ass and go to the gym, join a fitness program and gain some muscle. Then you can go up the bully and tell him to fight you if he doesn't stop. **Warning** Realityblog.tk is not responsible for any injuries caused by third party bullies.

So all we are trying to say is, use Facebook for a good time. If you have to leave a mean comment go a head but we recommend "Honesty Box". We also recommend you to go to the gym, eat healthy and be able to bench press 250lbs.

There is your reality for today,

The Realist

The Realist

Why hello,

As some of you may know this blog is pretty new. So you guys have no idea who will be posting on the blog. Thats why I, The Realist, thought I should do a introduction post about me. So you know who is posting and have a general idea of me. I will have a picture of me, well not actually me but I look 100% just like the guy. Personally I think it is very weird to put a picture of your self on the internet. Reason being is that once its on the internet there is no going back. If you don't believe me ask Vanessa Hudgens. She will know the feeling.

Anyways back to me. I am a very easy going person. I am single at the moment. I am also strait. So sorry guys I know after seeing my picture may turn you gay but I don't swing that way. I have been through a lot in life. Seen it all. Had life or death experiences. Been cheated on. Had a heart broken, and broken a heart. The only thing I haven't experienced is being gay. I have nothing against gay guys or gay women for that matter. I think gay people are actually pretty funny. Considering they have the high voice and have the fashion advice you look for when you don't want to go ask your bro. I wear mostly designer clothing, rarely shop at Wal-mart. My favorite fast food place is McDonalds. But most importantly I'm Canadian. I love America. But I love Canada more! Since we kicked the Americans ass in the Olympic Hockey Play Offs. Sorry America if that brought back any bad memories.

Now the moment you have all been waiting for, the picture of me.

Except more white.

Well thanks for reading the first post on RealityBlog. tk Tell your friends.

Peace,

~The Realist~

Welcome to Reality.

If your reading this your on your way to success in life. No actually reading our blog will contribute nothing to your life, unless you read a post and you discuss it when trying to attract the opposite sex. Then it will contribute to your life in many ways. But our blog will be mostly funny posts, maybe some breaking news, and just plain reality. We will start posting soon and hopefully post everyday, even more then once a day, so possibly twice a day! Maybe once we are huge and have a huge company working for us then we will post three times a day but until then lets keep it around two posts. Anyways back to the point, welcome to the blog, enjoy your stay, come back regularly, tell your friends, and make us your life!

Lets review:

1. Welcome
2. Enjoy your stay.
3. Come back regularly.
4. Tell your friends.
5. Make us your life.

Well thanks for reading, we will have your first post of reality very soon. My name is "The Realist", we will have more people coming and writing on the blog but until then it will just be me. 

Chow,

The Realist